Your Rules

Rule #1:

You do not talk about 401khomepage.com.

Rule #2:

You DO NOT talk about 401khomepage.com.

Rule #3:

Someone yells "I love 401khomepage!", or "asks you if you think 401khomepage is the sheezy", you strongly and adamently let them know you agree.

Rule #4:

Only 401k dollars is the MAXIMUM will be made BY ME at this site.

Rule #5:

Ad location will be given ON THE HOMEPAGE in the MAIN BODY SECTION. Spots will be assigned from top to bottom, first come first served. If you dont like your ad location, let me know and I will give you one redraw that will be done randomly.

Rule #6:

You never tell me that there are more than 401,000 pixels avaiable for the taking. I know this. There are 400,000 in the body. I sell them all, I get $400,000. The other $1,000 come from the eBay auction which will sell the logo pixels. There are more than 1000 pixels in the logo art and letter K. Whoever wins the ebay auction gets the entire space that is designated in the logo art and letter K.

My Rules

Rule #1:

I can number my rules any way that I want to.

Rule #B:

The gray squares towards the top in the LOGO (left graphic and letter K) will be the last pixels sold. After 400,000 pixels (the entire body of the homepage) are sold, the top logo pixels and letter k pixels will be sold on eBay to the highest bidder. If those pixels are sold for more than $1,000 I am going to give the excess funds to Alex Tew, creator of milliondollarhomepage.com. He can do whatever the heck he wants to with it. Why am I doing this? I dunno, I think its kind of funny.

Rules #2:

The gray squares towards the top in the LOGO (left graphic and letter K) will be the last pixels sold. After 400,000 pixels (the entire body of the homepage) are sold, the top logo pixels and letter k pixels will be sold on eBay to the highest bidder. If those pixels are sold for more than $1,000 I am going to give the excess funds to Alex Tew, creator of milliondollarhomepage.com. He can do whatever the heck he wants to with it. Why am I doing this? I dunno, I think its kind of funny, and if I took more I would not be a true 401khomepage. I would be the 409k homepage, or the 487khomepage, and I DO NOT want that.

Rule #3:

I will keep your ad up for at least five years and one day. Lets face it, if you are buying ad space its for the immediate potential, not for the potential of four years down the road.