Rent-A-Pixel*

So, you found yourself at this page because you're the kind of guy that rents an apartment because you don't want to go out and make a purchase that throws yourself into debt. Maybe you like to lease a car every now and again. Dang, maybe each time you go to the grocery store and ask the customer service desk if its possible to lease produce yet. If thats your bag, who are we to try to sell you something. I mean, damn, we're just here with four hundred and one thousand pixels to get rid of. More than likely we have a few left, so may as well help you out a little.

Normally, you give me a buck, I give you a pixel, no payments ever. For those leasers out there we offer the following plans:

R-A-P

You give me a $0.99 one time payment and then a penny a day for the next 50 years, and you get a pixel now.

You give me $0.99 one time payment and then ten pennies a day for the next 4 years, and you get a pixel now.

You give me $0.99 one time payment and then a quarter a day for the next 1 year, and you get a pixel now.

*Rent-A-Pixel is a joke and i apologize if you wasted your time reading the entire content above. If you want one, go ahead and buy it!