Pixel
Clearance!
10,000 pixels - 50 bucks!
What caused the massive
clearance sale?!?!?!
Well I'll tell you! I see
that I get over 100 visitors a day, and
none of the SOB's want to buy a damn pixel.
So I began to make some elaborate supply
and demand graphs that I learned about
in college.
I took my results to a few
of the prestigious professors at UW-Milwaukee,
and they told me one thing. Well, they
told me two things.
#1: Your graphs appear to
show that you are indeed an idiot!
#2: Lower your prices to
get some initial interest in your stupid
idea!
So, what did I decide? I
decided to get interest going and sell
them in 10,000 pixel blocks for 50 bucks
a pop.
Go on, click below
and buy a 100x100 (10,000) pixel block
for $50. You know you want to!
1. Click the icon below
to proceed to secure checkout via PayPal.
Item: 10,000 pixels
2. Email your image, and
your "alt attribute" (what you
want the image to display when you hover
over it) to jmjoseph@uwm.edu.
3. Sit back and watch your
image kick it on my homepage
Any questions,
contact me at jmjoseph@uwm.edu. |